Thursday, December 24, 2009

CHINA NOT SO FABULOUS

NOW  WHEN AGE AND NITE JEEEW  TUMBLE DUNG PAN SOME BIG OOMAN IT WORSE DAN A DOG WIDOUT HAIR. CHINA UR BODY PARTS NUH FIT FI DAY LIGHT MUCHLESS VIDEO LIGHT... DI PEOPLE DEM WAA KNOW IF U AND FLEX STILL ..cawwwsssss NO MAN INA DEM RIGHTEOUS FRAME A MINE WUDDA TEK UP A SKETEL MUCH LESS A NIGHT JEEWED OLE BAG LIKE U... U BATTAM FLAT UR MAKEUP IS HIDEOUS. DEM FLAW FLAW FLING FLING MESH DEH NUFFY LEF DI BED ROOM U LACE WIG LOOK LIKE NUFF WATER KETCH IT AND A NUH 100% HUMAN HAIR.. U HAVE ALL RIGHT FI A BEN DUNG A LOOK FI U EH EH.. CAUSE U CUDDA NEVA HAVE ONE AND A CARRY ON SO YOOOO

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GIRL TO ORALORD: MI FEEL FUNNY SAY U DO DAT LAST NIGHT
ORALORD TO GIRL: TRY DONT TOLD ANYBADY OR ELSE MI A GO KICK UP U BLOODCLAWT-
----YEARS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ORALORD EATS GIRL ON A REGULAR NIGHTLY BASIS
ORALORD MOVES FROM RIVERTON ONE ROOM TO OAKLANDS....
PHONE RINGS---
LISA HANNA: HI CAN I SPEAK TO RODNEY
GIRLL: WHO IS THIS
LISA HANNA: THIS IS LISA
NEXT DAY GIRL GETS FRIEND TO CALL BACK LISA HANNA
FRIEND: HELLO THIS IS RED STRIPE BEER CALLING WITH A PROMOTION CONTRACT, IS THIS LISA HANNA,
LISA: YES THIS IS SHE
FRIEND HANGS UP-----
FRIEND CALLS BACK LISA
FRIEND: THIS IS KILLER'S GIRLFRIEND PET, YOU CALLED THE HOUSE LASTNIGHT
LISA HANNA: WHAT, WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS
FRIEND: MI SAY MI NAME PET, Y U CALL YESSIDEH
LISA HANNA: RODNEY DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT ANY PET , I KNOW ABOUT SPRITE, AND SHE IS THE ONE WHO USED TO GIVE HIM HER LUNCH MONEY AND HE TOLD ME HE CANNOT LEAVE HER, SO I DONT KNOW ABOUT U.
FRIEND: HOW U MEAN U DONT KNOW ABOUT ME, LISA WHAT U DOING WID KILLA?
LISA HANNA: RODNEY AND ME MET IN MIAMI AND WE HAVE BEEN TALKING SINCE THEN, I DONT KNOW ABOUT U PET, AND IM SO FUCKING MAD
FRIEND: SO YOU AND KILLA A FUCK OR UNNO JUS A TALK?
LISA HANNA: RODNEY AND ME DEH, I TELL U ALREADY IS ONLY ONE SCHOOL GIRL NAME SPRITE I KNOW HIM LIVE WITH OR SHE STAY DEH MOST A DI TIME
FRIEND: WELL ME AND KILLA DEH AND A ME ANSA DI PHONE LAST NIGHT AND A PET ME NAME
-------ORALORD COMES TO PICK UP GIRL FROM SCHOOL
----- APARENTLY LISA HANNA CALLS N HAND IT TWEEM OVA THE PHONE
ORALORD GIVES THE GIRL A HARD LEFT RIGHT IN HER FACE
ORALORD: A U MEK I HAVE TO DO DEM TINGS YERE, Y U CALL DI GIRL
GIRL: I NEVA CALL NOBODY,BUT HOW U FI A FUCK LISA HANNA , MS WORLD
ORALORD: IS ONLY ONCE TIME IT HAPPEN, JUS ONCE TIME
GIRL: M---M
ORALORD PICKS UP CELLULAR , CALLS LISA HANNA
ORALORD: WHY DOES U TUX UP YUH PHONE AN CALL MA HOUSE, I NEVA GAVE YOU MA HOUSE NUMBA, SO Y U CALL MAKING PROBLEMS
LISA HANNA: HOW YOU MEAN Y I CALL MAKING PROBLEMS, RODNEY IS WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL THAT YOURE FUCKING ?
ORALORD: DONT WORRRY ABOUT DAT, I IS ARE TOLE YOU LONG TIME, IS SHE USED TO GIVE ME AR LUNCH MONEY SO I CAN MAKE MONEY NOW, WHAT I WANTS TO KNEW IS HOW U GET MA HOUSE PHONE MAN,I ONLY GIVEN U THE FLIP PHONE NUMBER
LISA HANNA: (KISS TEETH) LISTEN I AM NOT INTO THIS FOOLISHNESS
ORALORD:WELL PLEASE DOES NOT CALLED BACK MA HOUSE PHONE JUST CALLS THE FLIP PHONE--
--------- ORALORD TAKES HOME GIRL N DOESNT SEND HER HOME FOR 3 DAYS


KARTEL HAVE U BUSINESS LOCKED ORALKING---