Thursday, December 31, 2009

A WEAK HAWT BUT A GREEDY BUDDY #1

DIS A KING SWIPER/ GREEDY PETER.. BAD AS VEGAS  HEART IS IF A NUH 2 OOMAN INA DI BED HIM DOW WAA DI  FUCKKKK... DEM SAY HIM TITE AND DOW LIKE GI WHEY A PENNY .. BUT HIM LOVE TO EAT 2-3 OOMAN AT A TIME... DEM SAY IF VEGAS SEE A MIRROR HIM STUCK INA IT BECAUSE HIM TINK HIM A DI BEST TING SINCE SINCE SLICE BREAD... no u aint... supafreak!  DI BELLY WHEY U A CARRY FI SEAN PAUL U BETTA ABORT IT.... das if u hawt willin fi tek di strain...SEAN PAUL LOOKS A MAD U VEGAS? AND DI YOOT IS NOT HALF AS VAIN AS U.. DEM SAY AS VEGAS SEE A MIRROR HIM MOVE TO IT LIKE LISA SWIPA PAN DADDY GAZA... AND HIM DONT MINE NONE  A HIM PEOPLE DEM... titus, ukubit packkit, heffah.. VEGAS WHEN DI BIG SITE DID PAP DUNG WHEY DAY MI HEAR SAY U HAWT GET WEAK CAUSE U LIVE FI DI SUSS AND U LOVE INA DI ADDA ARTIST DEM BUSINESS LIKE WOWWWW... WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL U FILE IS HERE SON.... U CAN READ N RE-READ AS U HAVE A LIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... SEAN PAUL LOOKS A MAD U AND IT AINT NO LIEEEE... VEGAS IS Y ONLY MYSTIC ALONE U CAN GIVE TINGS??? FI HAR OBEAH MAN WRAP U UP HAR WHA?


DI UNLUCKIEST TONGUE OF THEM ALL#2

 BEENIE BABY U KNOW U A MI AWTIS  *wipes eyes, sniff sniff* BUT DI ONE AND ONLY PUMS U MOUT CALL PAN IS CARLENE... WHEN UNNO DID LIVE UP SO... U KNOW WHEY MI A TALK  UPPA MONA... YES N KILLA DID HEAR DI TINGS TUH *crying hysterically* AND CARLENE GO FUCK OFF U FREN BEENIE * waieeeeeeeee*... YOU TONGUE BAD LUCKY MI FRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..DEN NOW U GO TEK UP MS SHE DEVIL ANGEL... DI PEOPLE DEM SAY FEAR NO FOE... ANGEL IS A LIKKLE DEVIL FI CHOOT.. ANGEL U GET A TRICK DOW... MI FREN WUDDA SAY THRICK... U GET THRICKKKK ANGEL.. BEENIE FREN WHEY U RUN GO DASH OUT U PUSSY TUH BRUCK NUH RASS SO U TEK TIME DRAW HEEN BACK GONE BACK TO BEENIE... DI BWAAY COUSIN ALL TALK UP DI TINGS N ALL A LAUGH... SO BEENIE Y ALL A UR OOMAN DEM ALWAYS GO DASH OUT DEM PUSSY TO U FREN DEM IS WHA?? A FEEL SAY A U TONGUE STROKES... ALDOW ANGEL NEVA GET IT.. whey u fraid a? dwlllllllllllll.. MI AWTIS DEM SAY U IS A SUCKA FI DIRTY GIRLS...* dirty dianana naaaw dirty diana aw... sing out ppl*

JAHCURE & DI BABY IN QUESTION#3

 GORDENE DI PEOPLE DEM SAY U BABY FAT N PLUM N VERY PRETTY BUT U DONT EVEN WANT A PIC A HAR GET OUT JUS CAUSE U FRAID A CURE.. DEM SAY CURE HAVE SOME BAD MAN FREN WHEY MEK GORDENE FRAID FI TALK OR FRAID FI CARRY HIM GO CHILD SUPPORT.. YAMMA BWAAY CURE GO MINE U PICKNEY... PEOPLE YEYWATER GWINE KILL U.. U SEE HOW U CLAIMS U GO PRISON FI NUTTIN... U SEE HOW EVERYBODY NUH FRAID A U DOW... GO DO DI DNA N MINE U PICKNEY.. U PATCHY PATCHY HEAD YAM PUSSY FAKE RAS U. DI POOR GIRL ACTUALLY FRAID FI TALK N U A WALK ROUN LIKE U A SUPERSTAR.. STAR MI $%^&** %^&*

MISSA PARAKEET #4

PEOPLE MEET RELLE... DEM SAY HIM IS A PRODUCER A NY... AND ANY TWIS UP SUSS UNNO SEE A RUN BOUT MORE TIME A HIM LETTY GO. DEM SAY AS U DROP U DRAWS BEFORE IT HIT DI FLO... HIM TONGUE REPLACE IT... DEM SAY HIM NUH NEED NO HINT NO TURN ON... HIM JUS YAM DI PUSSIE... RELLE U TONGUE NEED A GYAAD CAUSE MI NUH TINK U ALONE CAN RULE IT... AND DI PPL DEM SAYYYYYYYYYYYY U AND A CERTAIN ARTIST IS BIG FREN AN  A SO U CHAT HIM A SO HIM CHAT U..YES SIR A CHAT FI CHAT AND A DRAWS DROP FI SWIPE... YES U RELLY TONGUEAZZ

FIRE TONGUEEEEEEEEEEE/ MR NIBBLES #5

A PUT A PIC BEFORE HIM LOCKS GET WHEY CAUSE FROM THIS PIC U CAN SEE HIM WAS IS AND STILL IS A FREAKKKKKK.. CAPLETON  DEM SAY U LIKE TO EAT IT BAY BEEEEEE ALL WHEN DI WHOLE A U TEET DEM DID ROTTEN OUT WAY BACK INA DI DAYS_________________...di teet  dem tek out now still...BUT U FILE/ DOCKET STILL DEH A ROAD MR NIBBLES, NUH AMOUNT A DASH A FYAH OR KETCH A FIYAH CAN STOP YOUR TONGUE FROM BASE DUNG INA DI LIKKLE YOUNG GYAL DEM... *singing* I am going home pandy man dem traneeeee.. simmy say simy... unno know di resssss

SPICE TEK IT TO DEMMMMMMMM

SHANTAL DID WELL SURE... DI REAL FIRST LADYYYYYYYY

SHANTAL PEOPLE A KNOCK U SAY U WAS DIS N DAT AND A U WAS DI REAL REAL FIRST LADY ROUN BUSY PARTS.... (all gary one more night /shane u have pic wid... gwaan yah mi gyal) WICKED SHANE WHEY DID A IGNORE CALLS  N SHARON WHEY A PLAY BOATIE... YES MAN IT LOOK LIKE EVERYBODY KNOW WHA DID A GWAAN... EXCEPT MS INVISABLE/ MS ACKEE POD.. SHANTAL U WAS DI REAL REAL STAR AND A SO MI KNOW SAY BUSY DID REALLY A TRY BREED U FI TRUE CAUSE U WAS HIM OOMAN... pan a second note..UNO KNOW BUSY A BRUSH HIM 40 ADD... KAW NOT EVEN KILLA OR BEENIE LOOK AS OWL AS HIM... CAN SMADDY SEN IN BUSY BERT PAYPAH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...