Friday, March 19, 2010

UNDACOVA SKETTELS OF DANCEHALL SEGMENT 5



NicOLE Duhaney aka Nikki Z used to sleep wid whole heap a rappers both stars and wanna be stars, but somehow it never work inna her favour cuz she still did affi do waitress wuk.
After AJ & FREE leff BET, she did sleep her way inna d BET audition, but she neva get it cawz d gyal weh get FREE spot clearly do d tings dem betta (unno kno, d sawt out) suh from dat Nikki Z hate d gyal, yuh kno how dem groupie yah be, dem nuh hab nuh honour or loyalty, but di minute one a dem fellow groupie stab dem inna dem back is pure malice and vexation.
Shi did inna di US army (di way shi love tek man, only God knows how she an di army work out). She is not a trained journalist, she just happen fi sleep her way to a radio station in Ja (ZIP) after di BET betrayal. bwoy nikki it must hurt fi kno seh yuh put heen all dat work and it never come to fuition. Yuh should really consult Supa Head on how to milk a nigga.
Nikki Z JA list consist of (an me nah exaggarate) BUSY, BOUNTY, BEENIE, KARTEL, MOVADO, RICHIE FEELINGS, ROLEXX, BUGLE, me kno dere is more but me affi guh check me linky who is frenz wid her. di fact dat none a dem nuh wife her is proof dat sinting very wrong cuz unno kno how jamaican man dem love accent. An they dont rate her cawz none a di Alliance member dem nor Movado who she was sleeping wid at di time did guh celebrate her birthday wid har outta sugaman beach. Shi did vex bout dat suh til shi all come pan radio a cuss dem
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suh me get it suh me dash it

93 comments:

  1. me inna me full black cawz me ready fi d burial dem...


    nikkiz yuh ting nuh normal

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  3. wifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee spin n dip

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  4. AN DI MAN NO WAAAN DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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  5. BLESSINGS A PURE BLESSINGS MET TODAY AN EVERYDAYYYYYYYY, SPIRITUAL BLESSING, FINANCIAL, EMOTIONAL BLESSING A DAT WI SEH STR88

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  6. RAGGA A GWAAN BADDDDDDDDDD TODAY. MOVADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PON DI HOUSE TOPPPPP.

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  7. WALKING OUT WALKING OUT, SOME GYAL HAVE DI RIVER OF NO RETURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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  8. you lef nuff name offa di list tho. but di man dem say nikki head game top class so ow she nuh get the BET wuk? hear say her ole big tho

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  9. @GG, WHO DI CAP FIT MEK DEM WEAR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT. DWL DWL

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  10. Raga have me dancing in the office......

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  11. on topic...ah suh Niki file stay luudddyyy

    mer-der

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  12. Nikki local n international

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  13. a looooooooooooong time we knw niki a entertainer passs round donkey but damnnnnnnn 3 man inna one crew no sahhhhhhhh gal worst than rosie................

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  14. lmfao nutten nuh beat rosie rosie tek d entire crew

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  15. a dat me a seh met anonymous juss a heng on pon dem suh

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  16. lmfao dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll at least she go fi man wid likkle status.... rosie come inlike robot taxi... she stop anywhey

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  17. uno wikid enuh met yuh seh rosie come in like robot taxi...robot taxi all have 10 passenger in deh at n e given time

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  18. but fi a likkle baddie ooman is how nikki so bad...

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  19. dwlllllllllllll@robot taxi

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  20. Mawwwning mi Familyyyyyy...
    MET MI DEY YAH PON DI GULLYSIDEEEEEEEE (sumting Nikki Z caan seh..again lol)! Mi breeze tru mi exam yessideh! Sooo soooo happy! OOnu have mi fi a fullll day tiddayyyyy!!!
    I missed ya'lll..but mi did haffi pun een xtra studying cause mi (an 75% of di class) did fail one exam 2 weeks before....so mi glad mi pass da one dehhhhh!

    Plus mi deh a work an wi nuh have nuttin much a gwaan so mi bossy gi mi full reignnnn pon di internet tidddaaaaayyyyyy!!! I Am on di loose, corss, angry and PMS miserableeeee...

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....dwl dwl ROFLMBAO!

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  21. Mi hear bout Nikki long long time seh she a groupie, but mi also hear seh her head game bad, but apparently wasn't bad enuff fi keep Vado. Shi did love him bad bad, and love throw wud and gossip bout Gaveisha and di multiple woman dem! Talk about Pot calling kettle blackkkkk! LOL! So wid all dat, Nicole, yuh nuh have a Man fi yuhself yet?

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  22. morning family standing in full black wating on the dead body met that one by far we show name headgame cause all now she a fight for advo attention and she nah get it no time

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  23. mawnin met and metters....

    met ive been with u from day one, and mi suh sorry mi only can comment wen anony box open..

    HOW CAN I TRY REGISTER? CAS MI TRY EVERYTHING AND FI SOME REASON ITS NOT TAKIN, SO CAN U WALK ME TRU D PROCESS?

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  24. when me look pon her all me see a cheap whore from head to toe

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  25. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt how u do mum jmg miss u badly man

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  26. anonymous go up a di top a di blog n u see follow blog and jus tek it from there

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  27. anony, go pan right top a di page and see sign in... when you transfer to teh page, it will say to register if you dont have an account. from there.. you can come back here and follow the blog.. by clicking the follow link thats on the left side of the page(top)

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  28. tt glad fi see you pass u classes dem mum :)

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  29. TRUS ME MET, I DID DAT, AND WEN TIME FI SIGN IN IM NOT SURE WEDDA TO PIC GOOGL OR WORDACCT ETC AND I TRY ONE OF THEM AND ITS NOT TAKIN IT...

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  30. bwoy sk yuh give me d rite advise on how to sign up, and seet deh, mi deh yah...

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  31. dwllll welcome. morning bev lol

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  32. tanks sk..... now morning one and all..

    i dnt knw much about nikki z but my boyfren knw her and said she is no tempur/pedic mattress but a damn kiya mattress weh only gwaan like sumbody... i guess a industrial/ghetto bicycle.

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  33. kimmie a the administration bosssss enu lolol

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  34. uno nah see galvegas start him own a group

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  35. sweelean a cheap ghetto bicycle at that

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  36. Afternoonnnnnnnnnn all
    welcome sweelan come een

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  37. OK, Unu KNOOOW mi nuh need even one puff fi dis one.. BUT Mi gwan tek it for glory!
    NIKKI .. HIIIII NIKKI cuz we already knooow yuh read JMG everyday and sneak in and talk shit bout people who tek da same man as yoou...


    HII NIKKI, yes dahhhlin mi ah come in and drop some more of yuh nastyness.. Stop sweating Nikki, we know it warm but yuh fi drop dead, nuh sweat!
    BRB

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  38. oh shit, me figet fi post up di tweets dem fram vegas bitching a way dwlllllll mek i go get dem now... dem fram.... last week, me did ded!!

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  39. Dun out Nikki XXXXXXXX soooooo stale yawnnnnnnnnn

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  40. thanks anon....... yes bev, i boyfriend of told me about her...

    aldow nikki look f/out still..

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  41. Kimmie dwlll please leff Vegas nuh me ah beg fee im

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  42. GN gimme some a di ganja!!!

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  43. a bit off topic..... anyone have anything on shaggy? i dnt like him but i wanna knw wat him hav up in his closet?

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  44. NEW TOPIC>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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  45. Lets add some more names to dat list.

    Lexus
    Cham
    ZJ Ice
    Vegas
    Spragga
    Chin from Stone Love
    Bling Dog (ALLIANCE AGAIN).......
    Vado bedren from Cassava P.
    Bobby Clarke from Irie Jam
    Dj Lex
    Sean Michaels and Agony from Conneticut.
    Demus, Synemax owner from the Bronx.

    She slept with the da producer who use to work at Hot97( who works at the satellite radio station now) fi try get Ms Info job, but sorry Nikki even Ms Info da likkle chiney gal get the position before you.
    Maybe cuz she did have an education in radio not a HEADUCATION!

    If me only mek one phone call her list shall get longer.
    Mi personally want your decrepit one fuck and pass along bounce about crotchez fi go AWAY and nuh return Uturn or COME AGAIN!
    BYE
    Da problem wid YOU Nikki D is dat you need to look outside of your surroundings fi ah man. Stop try sleeping your way to the top go look about yuh pickney annnnnd if yuh "fren" come on here and try defend YOU today mi ah get mad and get yuh fulll file and dash it out fi da wolrd to see. Cuz yuh DOOOOO NOT talk about, mother, or mind yuh child. Yuh too busy running around artist, it pass da time of sacrificing for dem, now you ah sacrifice yuh child's reputation, its no longer about you and yuh burning trichomonas hole.. Stop give da man dem chlymedia ( po me can't even spell it, cuz mi know bout dem tings, no doctor never write it down fi me to read, maybe you can come correct mi Nikki)..

    Getting ready to go out to Rosevelt F and enjoy the SS Parkwy breeze!
    Friday deyah and unu KNOW mi nuh ramp fi drop ONE long one and cut fi da day.....

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  46. Shaniiii mi miss onnu bad bad..sorry bout dat mi did deh pon di next post a read Bout Bounti 'SIMPLEX' killa...di one wid di three mile tongue!! dwl dwlll

    Lattiiiii, Bellyyyyy, anont, sweelan, $sk$, bev, grandynanny, anonymous, lmfaooooo..Mawwnwinnnnggg.. and all who nuh log een yet..Mi MISS OONNUUUUUU..I have been so busy working, and studying! But nuh worry uwi soon done! As of di first week a May I am gonna be all yours agaaiiiinn.

    On Nikki Z, she jealous and badmind every gyal whe him have! Wen shi find out seh is not she along him did a fuck off she seh a she leave him because she is a stong, independent black woman and nah tek no drama and mix-up blah blah blah. But everybody who is anybody know Nicole is a groupie, she jus pretend fi bi a nice, decent, no-drama gyal...but most people know betta! And a regular she comeback a Jamaica and shi still a talk to Vado pon di regular, but him don't want dat one back! Him have newer, hotter, prettier set a gyal fi pass thru like Highway 2000 (sorry Gav!)
    lollllllllllllll

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  47. HELLO FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!

    NIKKI Z FILE NO STOP YAH SUH, SHE IS A HOOKER WITHOUT THE RED BOOTS. SHE JUST NASTY LIKE THAT..NIKI PLS READ THIS POST

    The road not travelled…


    We all have to do what we have to do to survive and I am no different. I figured a long time ago that I wasn’t cut out for the books and I was damned if I was going to be left behind. From high school days I had a problem dealing with maths and those things. I knew I wasn’t gonna make the cut to graduate and all those wonderful things so in fourth form I befriended my form teacher who luckily was a man and in all honesty he tried to coach me in my books, but it became clear to him also that I was a hopeless case. I sensed he was about to throw in the towel and that’s when the brilliant idea came to seduce him…and that I needed no special lessons for!


    From then he was putty in my hands. He marked up my grades, somehow managed to make me look good in school. But questions were asked when I left high school without one single subject against the fact that he always had glowing reports about me. But that wasn’t my problem, he had served his purpose.


    After high school I made sure I socialized with the right kind of men and soon I was placed into a very good job…yes with no subject and not too bright upstairs either. But I had the wickedest slam and it was serving its own purpose.


    Sleeping with the boss ensured I kept moving up…but then his wife got suspicious and started making a nuisance of herself.


    I realized I could use that scenario to my advantage and so I told him to allow me to run one of the branches in the country and that way he could tell her there was nothing between us so he was transferring me, that she could feel more secure. I made a show of course of protesting and acting as if he was being paranoid and I didn’t want to leave!


    She bought it hook line and sinker and from then on we set up our own little love nest when time allowed. It’s been almost 10 years now and I am still not married and that branch shut down due to the economy.


    I now have to be living off him because I have no qualification to apply for anything with substance. Now I would give anything to have done things differently. I only share this story to let you know that your body can only take you so far in life…so don’t make my mistakes.

    Posted by YardFlex at March 19, 2010 09:55 AM

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  48. tt a school work we say more education more money lol

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  49. *shock* @ Grandynannnyyyy _______________________________________________________________________ A LIE!!! A LIE!! Nannyyyyy..Yuh mean fi tell mi seh Nikki Z really go sleep wid DJ Ice! Her co-worker!???? no my girlllllyuh Luuuuuuuuu di ting! Yuh never hear seh yuh mussi shit whe yuh work! Mi coulda never di dat! I mean in my younger (not that I'm old anyways) Mi did inna one relationship wid a coworker, an it last after bossy fire me and half a admin... but nuh fi jus fuxxx jus so! Pupppppppaaaa Jeessssuuuussss If Chino did deh pon da list deh a DEN mi woulda rollllll

    Chino, ten God Nikki deh a farrin, or yuh woulda add to her list! smh!

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  50. hello nata and handsome lol

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  51. @ Bev...Dat is sooo true! School and work join hadn in hand for me...I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch but I try! The only thing I ever loved (apart from my b/f who was taken from me. RIP) was books! I loved and still love reading! And when mi buy mi house mi agoo have bookshelf inna every room if mi caan have a study or a mini Library. I don't study cocky people..books mi seh straightttttt!!!! Some people need fi tek a page outaa one booke! (literally!)

    Mawwwning Nata..gyal a miss yuh!!! Mi soon come mi a go over di road fi buy lunch fi miself and bossy...Him paying of course! An him betta nuh expec fi get nuh change! lolllllll

    Be right Back!

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  52. Tt do u school work u here we miss u too and we rite here waiting fee u come back wid more short stories gwaaan good like is literature u ah studying, u stories sell rite da fuxxx awffffff

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  53. Nikki,
    Yuh ever ask yuself why you can not keep female friends.
    Stop tell people dat women are jealous of you. Cuz yuh need fi eat some cornmeal dumplin soaked in Horlicks. Yuh can not keep female friends cuz you have dat bad habit of fucking people man under the quiet and ah hide it.
    How many place yuh get throw out of Nikki?
    All da landlord at yuh jamaican apt give you notice and it reach da papers. Now you have da nerve do join up wid big hole Missy and create a show called Mixup and ah talk about people?
    Stay deh yuh due for a beating and mommy always seh, what miss you nuh pass yuh!

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  54. Dwlll bev leff nata alone me ah begg u please an tanks

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  55. Damn nanny u ah blood up har bloodclaaat straight

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  56. @ Grandy, tanx mi dear, cuz mi know seh a whole heap more deh deh bout couldnt memba dem name.

    @ Bev - mi an yuh a look outta di same glasses pan har - nutten but a head to toe whore.

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  57. Kimmie go look u book like tt, tekk example!

    Dwl joke me ah mek me know like u studing pharmacy fee help bounty fite de herpes with medication and not fuxxing virgins im don't know dem acts cannot cure de big H???

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  58. Hi mums lol. Nikki Z a lu she too nasty. Never sleep with you co-workers as far as Niki concern she fuck any body. That's why she look like a coke head a come from rehab. She no tan no where for too long.

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  59. ___________________________________________________________________--ANONTTTTTTT

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  60. tt sleeping with ur co-worker only work for a time den the shit hit the fan

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  61. Lissen is public knowledge now I'm have de disease and he's sharing it to all red girls dat want it uptong and ghetto origins alike if u black in color u safe

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  62. True never sleep wid coworkers unless UNO married dwll

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  63. tt u go hard u heard cause me love see when black people a make a name for them selves anont u know me have love for nata just that she was miss lolnanny a trues words u talking could say it better them gals here need to put them youth and self first

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  64. ciny dwl dwl a thought was me alone that see that when u look pon her

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  65. @Cind, I agree she just look like her file cabinet.
    If me eva start da rest of da man who fuck Nikki Z or Nikki D roll call mi would neva leave da house today and no germs gonna mek me miss dis beautiful day. Shop mi haffi shop..

    Oh yes ladies, lock up your gal pickney Gyptian da rasss germ is coming to NYC this weekend.
    Mi ah guh go and look pon dat likkle cut rasta bwoy soo different.
    If Nikki try run up on stage fi "MC" wid her CHECK CHECK CHECK, unu gwan find out who Nanny is, cuz mi ah guh be da first to launch mi shoe cuz dem nuh give out bottle in Amazura.

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  66. @tt. Mi not gonna call Chino name on her cuz dat one mi nuh know bout. BUT da rest of da list is true, and nuff likkle man who ah keep dance from NY to FL tek a turn off dat mattress.

    RETIRE NIKKI before somebody pour a bucket of semen on you like dem PETA people fling blood pon people who wear fur coat.
    You actually managed to fuck off da whole reggae industry!

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  67. I will be disappearing for a while me tell u me n handsome a go pon trip lol

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  68. Nata u gone fulljoy uself dis weekend? Me too I pushing out een da mawninnnnn

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  69. where u going Anont? To get laid? How long will u be gone

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  70. Ok..I'm back from lunch..wat did i miss?

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  71. Bye Nannnyyyyyy..check een lata yuh hear mumzz?
    Nannyy nuh fling yuh expensive boot pon NIkki...it ago mash up pon har tuff cokehead an shi nah go buy it back.
    Borrow yuh Hubby or Boyfriend Timbs and throw...that will connec propaaa....dwl dwl dwlllllllllllll

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  72. a yute name skalla weh par wid british crew pass thru har 2...an im an vado dem a fren

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  73. then question if them girls yah a groupie and them fucky fucky then why the hell so much man still fuck them and posing up wid them isnt it obviously di man dem dont care them muss a do sumting right

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  74. rahtid ah weh mi di deh...Granny shine a big rass flood light on Nikki file....it fully open up


    but when you look at the list...lawks Niki not even 5 degrees of separation...a bere fren and company...lawks

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  75. Nikki is a whore from morning....a now unnuh just a find out...mi say mi frighten when mi hear say she a dj a jamaica i was liek a who fah cock she suck fi get that job...i remmeber from when she used to live a connecticut an deh pon di radio sunday day time wid donovan longmore from dem time deh she did a fuck hype up an she always been a groupie cause back then when lexus was hot she used to fuck him an him ditch her one night fi go fuck her friend an nuh ask if she neva BEXXXXXXXXX...That's why mi nuh understand how she come a gwan like she a somebody it bun mi fiher yuh see dis pop dung nasty cratches gyal a gwan like decent smaddy....

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  76. p.s. hype up aka busy signal.... Him used to select one sound call sparkles disco a connecticut

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  77. flippa come pon boat to foreign dwlllllllll you could take di plane lmaooo o mi forget dem take weh yuh visa dwlllll

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  78. nikki is a alliance whore and she scandal lisa hype when the picture did come out and she suck more hood more than any porn star long face whore #talkboutthat

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  79. Um unnuh figet Merciless as well!!!! This is a lang time coming for Nikki Z...why unnuh neva post dis inna deh Star!

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  80. Kristopher di singer from bronx use to slap her to

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  81. TANTO METRO... WHEN BEENIE DIDN'T WANT HER SHE WENT TO HIM... DID THEY HAVE VEGAS ON THE LIST??? MR. VEGAS THAT IS... I HEARD THAT WAS HER FIRST ACCORDING TO MY SOURCE A "HIM BRUCK" HER OUT.

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