ORALORD INTERVIEW

DINING WITH THE STARS PART 5

The next day at work was hectic. Even more so when one of my boss' mistresses decided to come up to the office and confront him about other girls she apparently found out about! *sigh* It was an exciting, yet tiring drama as the whole office heard her cuss, scream obscenities and verbally assaulted him. When he eventually decided to take the reins (and grow his balls) he held her by the arm, muffled somethig about leaving the office early to the secretary and left. I was just about to type up some paperwork when my cellphone rang. It was 'R' checking up on me to see how I was, and asking if I heard anything about the tape. I lied an told him the taximan found the camcorder but no dvd inside, which meant that the tape was god-knows-where in who-knows arm. I also told him I planned on getting some of my connections to try and track it down do he should not worry himself too much about it. I told him I would call him later as I was at work and had a ton of work to do and hung up.

Minutes later my phone rang and my friend who I had called the day before for 'R's babymother's number was on the line. He gave me her number, to which I smiled and told him thanks. He said it wasn't easy to get but luckily one of his girlfriends knew her and had it. I told him I owed him one then proceeded to call Belle and Saph to go over my plan.



'R' might have seen Belle when we went to the car wash the day when his babymomz accosted me, and he definitely saw Saph when we were at the club the other night, but he did not know Saph's friends, and it was this person who we relied on to help me now. Mark was a Computer genius. Earlier I had given the tape to Saph to give to him so he can have two copies made, one for my personal use, the other I planned to slip to 'R's babymomz, and the original he was to keep to give to the appropriate person when ready. Saph had three-wayed the call so I could hear her give him instructions on what to do, and I also heard her threaten bloody murder if he kept, made extra copies, or even invited friends to view said tape or she would buss his secret, to his father, mother, classmates, girlfriends and friends no less, about his 'borderline' activites with the man from Liguanea known as Gary, or 'Gay-ry' as she liked to call him. Gary was a well known wealthy yet promiscuous homosexual who loved the freaky lifestyle, and apparently Saph had gone to Mark's home early one evening to ask the maid to give her a package Mark had left for her when she peeked throught the living room windows and saw Mark and Gary in a 'compromising position'.



She had taken her BB phone and recorded in grainy details what she could and left. Only to call Mark later and let him know that she had seen him and Gary together, and that from now on if she wanted favours, he was to grant it. No questions asked. He agreed, and now she was calling in her second favour. He sounded reluctant and a bit scared to do what she asked, but when she mentioned her video he quickly agreed and promised to only make the two copies and follow her instructions.



On my way home traffic in Half-Way-Tree road was a mess, aparently some idiot had broken down in the middle of the road, and police was directing traffic. I decided now was the time to call 'R' babymomma. After privating my number and disguising my voice with the aid of a scarf, she answered.



"Yow my girl, listen up. Yuh man 'R' and di browning whe yuh nuh like whe yuh si a di carwash a fuck. Dem all mek tape and beer shit! If yuh tink a lie jus ask him bout di tape. Him ago tell yuh nuttin nuh go so, but nuh believe him. Ask him if him lose di tape an watch him expression. If him crack and ask yuh whe yuh know bout tape tell him seh yuh nuh know nuttin but a jus hear yuh hear fram source. If yuh still nuh believ mi She an har fren deh a Tropical Plaza right now at Xtra's. Ask har bout it if a lie!". And with that I hung up. I proceeded to call Belle, who was waiting for me at Xtra's, I told her I would be a couple minutes late. She told me that Saph was there with both copies of the tape, and they would wait for me at teh Food Court.



In half an hour I was there, and saw both ma girls having Subway sandwhiches, as I sat down Belle handed me one of the tape and I quuickly shoved it into my bag. The three of us made small conversation when Saph got up to use the restroom. Belle and I spoke about how we were gonna handle the 'gaddess' when she came when Saph came back and quickly and told me that she ('R's babmomma) was in the restroom, and she looked pissed. I handed her the dvd and she went back. A few minutes later she emerged and said it was a success.



"How yuh do it?" I questioned. Saph proceeded to explain, "well, like most girls she left her bag on the cunter and went in the rest room to pee. it was only she, myself and another girl in there, and we all left our bag on the bathroom counter, you know, where the taps are? ANyhoo, she took her phone and went into the toilet to pee and was talking on it. I quickly opened her bag and slipped the tape at the bottom and closed it up!".



"What about the noise of the sip opening? She never hear that?" I asked.

"No, in dere noisy bad, so dat cover up di sound. And shi have one a dem big big bag deh whe can hold make-up, comb, shoes, food, books everyting yuh need. So unless shi dig up har bag or empty it out shi nah go see dat fi now." she said.



"Good." I replied, let's go to Xtra's, and with that we went in to do a little retail shopping. A few minutes into our purchases I saw her come in. Her eyes saw mines and she headed straight for me. Saph and Belle instantly bocked her path.



"A wha!?" Belle demanded angrily. "Yuh deaf or sumting? Or yuh nuh like look pon yuh face a mawning time! whe yah go?" she sneered,



'R's babymomma looked at me, "Hey gyal! A true seh yuh mek a tape wid mi man!?" she demanded angrily. I presumed ignorance and innocence and looked at her. "Who me? I don't know what your talking about." and with that proceeded to cash my purchases. My plan was executed and I was ready to leave. I looked at Belle and Saph and told them that I was ready. As I was about to pass her (with Belle and Saph behing me) I felt her grab my arm and a blow came down on my head.



That blow hurt like hell, but I decided that she would understan har lickkle ugly bloodclaat self! I held onto her neck and slapped her in her face a couple times, wrapped her head in my arms in a chokehold and brought my knee into her stomach. With that blow she fell to the floor and I hawked and spat in her face. By this time the employees and floor manager was trying to part us, there was commotion everywhere, and Belle and Saph were trying to hold people back from getting to us. My friends knew me wekk enough to know I didn't want them to join in the fight. I could handle this all by myself. But if it was a case where other girls were involved and I was outnumbered, they would have beaten their asses silly.



I looked down at her and said "Watch yuhself bitch! Nex time yuh si mi mek sure seh yuh have back-up! Or mi will mek yuh face tun grater fi mi nails nex time! And do yuhself a favour and tek mi name outa yuh mouth like listerine, or yuh ago lose it!"



And with that I walked out of the store, my arms were a bit bruised, my hair a mess, and I felt a little bump on the back of my head, but otherwise I was fine. SHE on the other hand had a couple of my fingers printed out on both sides of her face, and was stil recovering (I was sure) from the blow to her stomach. Not to worry though, everything was going exactly as I planned. I called 'R' quickly, told him about the fight and told him that she asked me about the tape. he sounded angry, and asked how the hell she knew about the tape. I feigned ignorance and told him I thought she was the one who had it, that she told me that she had a copy of it in her bag, and that someone else had another copy but that I didn't know who. And I lied some more in telling him that she threatened to kill me and show the tape to eveyone, and even blackmail him with it for more money.



"I'm sure if you ask her about it she's gonna lie and say shi don't know what yuh talking about!" I said to him "But it inna har bag, a black fake Fendi bag whe shi have wid har now, one a dem big bag deh! If yuh look inna it mi sure yuh will see it! Right now di way mi vex mi nuh even waaan talk to yuh at all, cause if a dis being with you a go get mi, yuh babymother a try buss mi ass every two minutes, it nuh mek nuh sense mi stay. Yuh know what? Lata ya." And with that I hung up the phone.



Belle and Saph looked at each other and Saph said "Yuh know when him find di tape inna har bag him ago buss har ass right?".



"Yep!" I said. My plan was working out perfectly.


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PISSA PUSS MUNKEY... A WHICH DJ DIS?

At least one girl got a Valentine shocker last week when she came home unexpectedly to her to her apartment in upper St.Andrew to find her boyfriend a popular DJ indulging in a freaky sexual act. According to the girl, she walked in to find her boyfriend of two months performing perverted acts with a known erotic dancer from the corporate area. The female gave this reporter the drama after she said the DJ had dissed her and threatened her after they had an argument. She said she is still reeling from the shock of what she witnessed. She said she had told him she was going to St. Ann for a few days to look for her mother and would be returning for them to have a romantic Valentines Day. However, she decided to surprise him by returning home eartlier than expected and surprise him she did! "Mi put di key in di lock an open it an hear some sounds a come from the bedroom so mi tek time go look. Mi couldn't beleive it. The DJ bwoy lay dung pon di bed and di girl stan over him an her pum pum inna him mouth". She said she was so disgusted by the sight she became nauseated. "Dem a do golden shower inna me bed!", she exclaimed. Golden shower is a slang term used to describe the act of urinating on another person usually for sexual gratification or as a way of humiliation which is evidently a popular practice in the Western world. "Mi shock. Mi caan believe all now a dat really happpen. mi neva expect dem ting deh from him.Mi lose affi him", she said. Asked what happened next she said, "Mi bus in an him jump up frighten. Mi couldn't react the way mi shock. Him grab up him tings an di girl leave".She said after coming to her senses and taking a drink of water she went back to the bedroom to the reality. "Suppose yuh si mi sheet and smell mi bed how it renk!", she exclaimed.She said after stripping it down and throwing away the bed linen the smell was still there so she eventually had to get rid of the mattress and buy a new one
She said he called two days later asking for forgiveness and begging her not to tell anyone, so she asked him for some money to pay for a college course she wanted to start later this year.

" Can you believe say the dj bwoy ah try style mi? Him ah say mi a try blackmail him and him no deh pon that, him woulda rather meck him friends dem kick me up fe keep quiet than gimme a dollar. This dutty freaky Dl bwoy need fe know himself," she blasted.
The DJ in question was called by this reporter to comment on the issue.

He hung up when asked about the incident and subsequent calls kept going to the voice mail.
 
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